The Back door boyz
Old enough to know better, AuDHD enough to do it anyway
If you’re looking for a polished, smooth-chested boy band... keep scrolling.
But if you want two flannie-wearing Drag Kings setting the bar gloriously low with chaotic karaoke, unhinged lip-syncing routines, and the energy of your dad using an ironing board as a keyboard, we’re your guys.
Since establishing the Boyz back in 2021, we’ve learned how to bring the heat anywhere. Whether we’re hosting a massive festival, MCing a community event, or causing absolute mayhem in a regional pub, we deliver pure, unadulterated comedy.
Zero self-doubt, maximum execution. We’ll leave you utterly confused about whether we actually have "it", but by the end of the night, you’ll be wishing we were having it right beside you.
Part comedy duo, part regional legends, and part terrible Tinder date you can't wait to write to Reddit about: the Boyz will have your cheeks hurting from laughing.
BARRY BOTHWAYS
Established in 2013, Barry Bothways is your local tradie with a tool for every job. He’ll write you a poem while mansplaining just how it should be done. A safe sex inspector and a pole judge, there’s nothing he can’t do - and no one who isn’t his type, he's a equal opportunist lover.
Facts About Barry:
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In bed, I like to: Dunk my gingernuts in milk and suck them, like a gingernut slammer
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The way to win my heart is: Smile love.
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My most controversial opinion about Bunnings snag: Onion rings on top of ya banga, and a squirt of special sauce to finish her off.
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Whats the 1 secret to a happy life: Don't settle for way, when you can have it Bothways!
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Best pick up line: I'm into astronomy. I'd love to see Uranus.
GARY SNOW
Established in 2021, Gary Snow is a long haul mother trucker with a big rig that will get your mum saying “what a ride”. Known for his boyish charm and his ability to deliver a big package right to your doorstep, he's a master of low-maintenance charm who always checks his mirrors - cause he loves to watch you walk away.
Facts About Gary:
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If we split a schnitty on our first date, you should know: I'll lick it first and then you to assert dominance
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The way to win my heart is: Buy me a kebab at 2 AM while I tell you about my big rig and fishing trips.
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If I were a condiment: I’d be Hot sauce. A little bit goes a long way, but I’ll leave a tingle in your mouth.
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Best pick up line: I'm jealous of your heart, because it's pumping inside you and I'm not.